Stolen identity?

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v-nix
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Post by v-nix » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:20 pm

wait, i just told everyone all my names i made up...

OK, IF ANYONE TAKES MY NAMES YOU WILL BE PAYING FOR IT IN BLOOD!
:twisted:

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Colicedus
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Post by Colicedus » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:08 pm

I would personally Cripple a person who stole my name.
take them out to the middle of nowhere.
Wire them up to a life support machine, and then start removing all there body parts, and wave them in there face... Then I would boil them up and start feeding them to him, and observing how there organs fall back into there body, chewin up and oozing with cooked fluids...

then I would leave them to death.

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Post by NickD » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:06 pm

In conclusion, from now on, call me Colicedus 8) :P .

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Post by Zantalos » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:20 pm

*goes to every site in the world and registers in as colicedus*

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What you gonna do now son!

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Colicedus
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Post by Colicedus » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:09 pm

* Frys up some bacon. offers it to Zantalos*

Well you out did me...

* Serves it up, and behind Zantalos back, pores the hot greesy remains of the fat over his head, and starts to smash Zantalos's Brains out.*

How ya like that! SON! ha!

*Hamstring Zantalos, breaks his arms, and take him out to the middle of nowhere.*

there is no escape, and I warned you!

* take Zantalos out to the middle of nowhere.
Wire him up to a life support machine, and then start removing all of Zantalos body parts, and wave them in his face... Then starts to boil up the body parts, to be feed to Zantalos*

Mwahahahahahahaha!

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Post by invertin » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:44 am

It's changed from a "help me" thread, to a torture random people thread... I like it!

Tie them to a tree trunk, cut off their arms with a blunt axe while kicking them in the crotch (might get a bit tiring so make a robot that can do it for you) when the arms are gone cut off the genitals with the same axe, then pour salt on all 3 wounds, boil the genetals and force-feed them. then jam one of the arms in their mouth, slap them round the face with the other arm, and when they manage to spit out the arm in their mouth, you cut out their intestines, (try not to kill them) then you get a knife and cut all the visible nerves into pieces, since the head is the only part that can feel now, cut off his lower jaw and ears, then poke his eyes out with the knife. then pour hot wax all over his remains, if he's still alive then make sure you pour salt all over every wound, cut, scratch, or burn.

Now thats torture! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Post by Zantalos » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:49 am

Colicedus wrote:* Frys up some bacon. offers it to Zantalos*

Well you out did me...

* Serves it up, and behind Zantalos back, pores the hot greesy remains of the fat over his head, and starts to smash Zantalos's Brains out.*

How ya like that! SON! ha!

*Hamstring Zantalos, breaks his arms, and take him out to the middle of nowhere.*


there is no escape, and I warned you!

* take Zantalos out to the middle of nowhere.
Wire him up to a life support machine, and then start removing all of Zantalos body parts, and wave them in his face... Then starts to boil up the body parts, to be feed to Zantalos*

Mwahahahahahahaha!
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