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Stolen identity?

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:29 am
by invertin
I think I've had my trademark name taken, if you search for "Invertin" on the internet, all you will find is me, and the scientific term(I think..). Yet somehow, there is another Invertin! I tried to register on Playlinc as Invertin. Guess what, its taken! My first thought is "Well, I must have already registered." So I enter the password I always use and my username, and it comes up with wrong password, so I do the "lost password" thing as usual... It's been 2 hours without any email. Some other Invertin is going round on Playlinc, online, so I can't be me online. This is wrong!

What would you do if something like this happened?

Edit: It's worse, Vrai, my star wars name, is also taken, Tiergan, taken. I'm running out of usernames!

Re: Stolen identity?

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:01 pm
by Usagi
invertin wrote:I think I've had my trademark name taken...What would you do if something like this happened?
Do what Turner would do, of course: track them down and kill them all to restore the balance, then wander the island looking for a purpose to your life.
invertin wrote:Edit: It's worse, Vrai, my star wars name, is also taken, Tiergan, taken. I'm running out of usernames!
Combine parts of the names and use "invraitag" or "invraigan." Or combine all the names, remove the duplicated letters, and you get "invertag." Or make an anagram of "invertag" and use "averting." (Sorry; the only anagrams I got for "invraitag" were "trivia nag," "avian grit" and "at a virgin." For "invraigan" I got "a vain grin.") Or you can steal a name you like from here (you can have my name if you want). But I'd opt for tracking them down; just make sure you get a list of all the sites they've registered on, and the passwords, before you kill them.

Re: Stolen identity?

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:29 pm
by invertin
Usagi wrote:track them down and kill them all to restore the balance
*Sharpens sword*
*Revs chainsaw*
*Loads shotgun*
*Unleashes homicidal monkey ninja zombies*
*Activates nuke launching sequence*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:48 pm
by Usagi
Take it easy, dude! I meant "kill everyone who stole your name," not "Kill everyone!!!"

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:54 pm
by invertin
....Oops.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:56 pm
by Kalexon
Meh, I see Invertin's rage as something to exploit.

Hey dude, while you're out on the homicidal rampage, could you bring me Tomonobu Itagaki's head?

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:16 pm
by invertin
Sorry, the ninja-monkey-zombies ate it.

BTW, how do you stop monkey ninja zombies?

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:31 pm
by Crill3
Duuuh!
Everyone knows that you stop zombies by decapitating them..

Wait... ninja-monkey-zombies you said?
Then you have to get a pirate to decapitate them.
I know! Get that pirate-monkey-zombie from Pirates of the Carribean to
decapitate them. That's perfect.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:13 pm
by invertin
Good idea!


...
Now how do I stop the pirate-monkey-zombies? Wait I know! Monkey-ninja-pirate-zombies! How do I stop them? Monkey-ninja-pirate-robot-zombies!

...Then we're all screwed.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:50 pm
by Usagi
Rabid Kung-fu Rabbit Monkey-ninja-pirate-robot-zombies FTW!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:59 pm
by Crill3
We'll have to get Dr. Tran on this.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:07 pm
by invertin
Ok, I found a way to stop them, first, we get the ultimate weapons...

Zombie-pirate-ninja-robot-polar-bear-chicken-turkey-suicide-bombers.

Then, the ones that don't suicide bomb everything'll die out in the summer (they're still polar bears!)


And now that thats over with..

What would you do if your identity got stolen online?

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:11 pm
by NickD
If worse comes to worse, we could always get Chuck Norris.... but then how will we stop HIM :shock: ?!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:15 pm
by Crill3
Time to STOP!
This humor heat is only powerful in small amounts.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:23 pm
by invertin
you don't know how to beat chuck norris?
Watch this.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
And then Mr. rogers'll stop himself!