Girl troubles
Re: Girl troubles
Life's a bitch and then you marry one and then you die.
...I forget where that quote was from...
...I forget where that quote was from...
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Re: Girl troubles
I currently have a woman problem, but it's not really the woman.
I am currently "Interested" in this one girl, but so is my friend.
My friend is full of social fail, but I don't really like taking chances.
Should I stand by and watch him fall, or try to snatch my prize while I can?
I am currently "Interested" in this one girl, but so is my friend.
My friend is full of social fail, but I don't really like taking chances.
Should I stand by and watch him fall, or try to snatch my prize while I can?
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Re: Girl troubles
Oh that's happened to me, try and get your friend interested in someone else. That way he won't care nearly as much when you ask her out.
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Re: Girl troubles
Kill them both and eat their intestines.
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I'm not very good at this, am I?
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I'm not very good at this, am I?
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Re: Girl troubles
Make sure you wash them first.
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Re: Girl troubles
ehmm...washing them won't do anything unless you gut them first
haha
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Re: Girl troubles
Wash, Kill, Wash, Gut, Wash, Cook, Wash, Eat, Wash.
Good enough? =3
...Yeah, you need to drink a lot to get that last one...
Good enough? =3
...Yeah, you need to drink a lot to get that last one...
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Re: Girl troubles
just hire a raccoon to do all the washing for you and you should be fine.
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Re: Girl troubles
Yea, eat the Racoon too. than youll be like a Hillbilly.
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Re: Girl troubles
Then eat yourself. Problem solved and no evidence. Perfect crime. ******* you genius.
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Re: Girl troubles
Or get your friends to eat you, that way, you solve your problem and you give your friends a going-away meal.Renegade_Turner wrote:Then eat yourself. Problem solved and no evidence. Perfect crime. Hackett you genius.
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Re: Girl troubles
Always one step ahead of me is Grayus Swandirus. You were always the more generous one.
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Re: Girl troubles
did you ever solve this problem...over the past...2 weeks?pyros soul wrote:I currently have a woman problem, but it's not really the woman.
I am currently "Interested" in this one girl, but so is my friend.
My friend is full of social fail, but I don't really like taking chances.
Should I stand by and watch him fall, or try to snatch my prize while I can?
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Re: Girl troubles
No, hes been playing Musical beds, and will probobly end up eather owing each of them rediculous amounts of child support. Ether that or hell become a Poligamist and use his newly obtained women and childeren to build a Impentrable fortress, then once he finishes the compound hell make an Inbreed family and use them for slave trade and the PST.co (Pedophila Sex Trade Corperation)
only 9 more months
only 9 more months
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Re: Girl troubles
I FORGOT TO UPDATE EARLIER:
I dumped her 2 weeks ago...
It wasn't easy for either of us.
I took her to this cafe, and she got an orange juice and i got a coke.
after talking for an hour about or relationship i decided it was time to say what I came to say...
but then the cafe started playing that song by Moby with the moody piano and the lyrics: "Why does my heart, feel so grey, etcetc..."
so I took her to a park nearby and we sat in the sun and talked another hour and a half.
She knew what was coming, and was trying to convince me otherwise. I was so nearly swayed but I kept my goal in mind. I knew that while I was going out with her, I didn't want to go out with her.
So I attempted to say "I'm sorry but I don't like you as much as I used to, I have so many other things on my mind at the moment etc" but she didn't let me finish... we talked the final 30 minutes and I said "I'm sorry but I'm just not up to a relationship anymore."
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silence...
she looked at me and nodded slowly, then got up and walked off.
I felt terrible, I knew a friend was in the area, so I called him, as he was coming to meet me, he saw her walking on the footpath REALLLLLY slowly, with her head down. and he showed me how she was walking. I felt terrible.
Oh well, it's been two weeks. I MUCH prefer being single. so many more possibilities without limitations. I'm glad I broke up with her.
and that is the story of the first girl I have ever dumped
I dumped her 2 weeks ago...
It wasn't easy for either of us.
I took her to this cafe, and she got an orange juice and i got a coke.
after talking for an hour about or relationship i decided it was time to say what I came to say...
but then the cafe started playing that song by Moby with the moody piano and the lyrics: "Why does my heart, feel so grey, etcetc..."
so I took her to a park nearby and we sat in the sun and talked another hour and a half.
She knew what was coming, and was trying to convince me otherwise. I was so nearly swayed but I kept my goal in mind. I knew that while I was going out with her, I didn't want to go out with her.
So I attempted to say "I'm sorry but I don't like you as much as I used to, I have so many other things on my mind at the moment etc" but she didn't let me finish... we talked the final 30 minutes and I said "I'm sorry but I'm just not up to a relationship anymore."
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silence...
she looked at me and nodded slowly, then got up and walked off.
I felt terrible, I knew a friend was in the area, so I called him, as he was coming to meet me, he saw her walking on the footpath REALLLLLY slowly, with her head down. and he showed me how she was walking. I felt terrible.
Oh well, it's been two weeks. I MUCH prefer being single. so many more possibilities without limitations. I'm glad I broke up with her.
and that is the story of the first girl I have ever dumped