The Big Bang theory...true or false???

[Renegade_Turner]

...and I somehow doubt that's ever going to happen

So anyway, that Big Bang Theory eh? That's really something! Err...

[Ozymandias]

Be sure to practise with really hot tea first. Irony is hot

Hh, what? *drinks some molten iron*

Mmm, much less teeth hurting...

more internal organs melting... that's probably bad.

...and I somehow doubt that's ever going to happen

So anyway, that Big Bang Theory eh? That's really something! Err...

if 'bang' is slang for intercouse, would the Big Bang be some huge intergalactic cluster fuck? =p

[Glabbit]

I do believe there was some book I read which had that pun in it, but very well built up.
Pity I can't remember any more than that about it, though.

[Zhukov]

I do believe there was some book I read which had that pun in it, but very well built up.
Pity I can't remember any more than that about it, though.

One of the first two Discworld novels contains a quality pun along those lines.

[Cmyszka]

http://www.godlimations.com/webfolder/bang.html

[Glabbit]

I do believe there was some book I read which had that pun in it, but very well built up.
Pity I can't remember any more than that about it, though.

One of the first two Discworld novels contains a quality pun along those lines.

Yes, I do believe it was Pratchett who made such a pun...
It'd make the most sense, too since I don't read very much else...

[Renegade_Turner]

I do believe there was some book I read which had that pun in it, but very well built up.
Pity I can't remember any more than that about it, though.

One of the first two Discworld novels contains a quality pun along those lines.

Yes, I do believe it was Pratchett who made such a pun...
It'd make the most sense, too since I don't read very much else...

Ditto.

[Wilbefast]

I use irony whenever my shirts get too crumply

[Ac30]

Be sure to practise with really hot tea first. Irony is hot

Hh, what? *drinks some molten iron*

Mmm, much less teeth hurting...

more internal organs melting... that's probably bad.

...and I somehow doubt that's ever going to happen

So anyway, that Big Bang Theory eh? That's really something! Err...

if 'bang' is slang for intercouse, would the Big Bang be some huge intergalactic cluster fuck? =p

ugh, I wish... *nerdgasm*

[Wilbefast]

if 'bang' is slang for intercouse, would the Big Bang be some huge intergalactic cluster fuck? =p

ugh, I wish... *nerdgasm*

So that's why physicists are so into the whole big bang theory (the theory that they will one day all get laid)!

In the words of Scott Adams, male hormones are the driving force of all technological achievement: why do you think they're working so hard making virtual reality?

[Ac30]

they already have it. they're called cams!

if 'bang' is slang for intercouse, would the Big Bang be some huge intergalactic cluster fuck? =p

ugh, I wish... *nerdgasm*

So that's why physicists are so into the whole big bang theory (the theory that they will one day all get laid)!

In the words of Scott Adams, male hormones are the driving force of all technological achievement: why do you think they're working so hard making virtual reality?

[Wilbefast]

they already have it. they're called cams!

I'd ask you to elaborate, but I have a feeling it would cause my faith in humanity to spontaneously combust.


An d'they'l i've d'happily eve rafter. Theen'd.

[tomascokis]

you have faith in humanity?

Whens the last time you read a newspaper?

[Wilbefast]

My faith in humanity is all dried up and brittle, and that's way is so susceptible to bursting into flames

[tomascokis]

I see...