What do you want from Meebo?

As I mentioned earlier, I spent the past week with Anton in LA attending E3 and hanging out with other indie developers. Unfortunately, with all the commotion that was going on you might have noticed that I neglected some of my Wolfire Live Chat duties. However, it's been long enough (especially considering all the visitors from the Humble Indie Bundle) that another decent wave of crazy Meebo conversations has accumulated. As usual I have weeded out all the productive customer service conversations and humbly submit to you another smattering of subversive silliness.

Populus: It seems the popularity of your Meebo posts is declining. Populus: This is not good. Populus: It seems you will need more comedians arriving to give the fans a hell of a time with brilliant humor and/or ridicolous comments about your beard. Populus: Over the next few days, multiple meeboguests of particular talent will arrive, and be humurous until you crack. Populus: Be prepared. Populus: Over and out. Populus: You have had your only warning.

meeboguest527291: Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? meeboguest527291: A: A receding hare line!

Alfie275: Hi wolfirejohn: hey there Alfie275: What is the story of Overgrowth? Alfie275: I mean, he already got revenge wolfirejohn: ...or did he... Alfie275: yes, he killed the wolves Alfie275: and the guy Alfie275: Is he just insane now?

John: Hello. My name is also John. I am here to inquire about the current contact information for the whale man. John: He stepped on my motorcycle and I would like to be compensated.

Mike: I've got a problem. Can you help me with it? wolfirejohn: what can I do for you? Mike: Well, I built a highly advanced quantum computer system into my rolls, but whenever I try to run lugaru while driving it says "Park first.". Any ideas? wolfirejohn: haha wolfirejohn: I would recommend not playing Lugaru while driving Mike: What? Why not? Mike: If I can talk to you while driving, I can play lugaru whlie driving.

wolfirejohn: yeah it's hard to be self taught meeboguest98234: lua was easy to learn meeboguest98234: i can make guns in garry's mod that shoot babies meeboguest98234: that shoot lasers meeboguest98234: i wonder which other random strangers i can have personal chats with

Batman: John. Make Overgrowth have bats. Batman: They are mammals and therefore anthropomorphs in the Lugaru-Overgrowth universe. Batman: Plus they can be pretty sexy at times.

Robbo: Since we are allowed to kick people in IRC I only see it as fair to be able to kick you from meebo and take over.

meeboguest3402: haikus are easy meeboguest3402: but sometimesthey dont make sense meeboguest3402: refridgerator

Domo Kun: HEY JOHN!!!! I have drawn some concept art of whaleman that could change EVERYTHING. http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3262/whaleman.png

Temujin: i will kill you when you are on sleep

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meeboguest375663: Hey, even if you aren't online, do you still receive these messages? meeboguest375663: Or am I just wasting my time?

meeboguest564368: WHY THE F*CK DID YOU GO OFFLINE? meeboguest564368: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW meeboguest564368: :C meeboguest564368: whatever

The Reaper: I'm afraid of vacuum cleaners... The Reaper: But that's okay, because I have several pairs of socks. The Reaper: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go steal the lives of millions of innocent souls.

ANGRY DOOD: GODDAMMIT CONNECT!!!! GO WHALEMAN YOURSELF

Wolfire Fan: how many people have you attacked with that claymore? wolfirejohn: just one wolfirejohn: but he deserved it

meeboguest75811: how long is it? wolfirejohn: it's about 2 inches now meeboguest75811: thats pretty sizeable meeboguest75811: you are officially inducted into the BCB meeboguest75811: the Bearded Coalition of Beards meeboguest75811: ps everything i just said meeboguest75811: was true

Schutzenegger: Seeing the Meebo post today reminded me that I had something I wanted to share with you all Schutzenegger: http://manningworldnews.com/archives/000575.php Schutzenegger: Let's just hope that the whaleman never has any GI problems!!!

dethfalcin: omg. you are beautiful dethfalcin: the new alpha is orgasmatastic dethfalcin: just thought you should know dethfalcin: that underneath your beard dethfalcin: lies chuck norris's lost 5th fist

ʇsǝnboqǝǝɯ: ǝɹǝɥʇ oןןǝɥ ʇsǝnboqǝǝɯ: (= sɯǝǝs ʇı ɹǝpun uʍop puɐן ǝɥʇ uı uǝʌǝ 'ɥʇʍoɹbɹǝʌo buıʇoɯoɹd wolfirejohn: thanks wolfirejohn: how are things down under?

A broke guy: Hey, im broke and living out on the streets with nothing to eat but old garbage. Can I have overgrowth for free? wolfirejohn: hey there, sorry to hear that, how do you have a computer then? A broke guy: ...... God dangit A broke guy: My plan was so perfect

meeboguest531187: I think with this new 'staggered' blog post Idea, we should get weekly updates on your beard. meeboguest531187: We all know that's what most of us come here for anyways

meeboguest796732: Hi John, I was trying to sell a video game idea since 20 years ago... it is a car which transform in a boat but you need to see the way how it transforms. For a racing would be perfect.

Mike: So, what did the authorities say when they found out I'm already in Paraguay? Mike: When you called them? Mike: Hello? Mike: Also, I have a question about overgrowth.

Badger Py: Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Py: Mushroom Mushroom wolfirejohn: OH BUT THERE"S A SNAAAAAKE Badger Py: EPIC WIN

meeboguest652042: Now that the new meebo post is online, i'd like to ask if you could post this one-liner next time: meeboguest652042: Michaela, will you marry me?

meeboguest816514: you dickhole wolfirejohn: hey there meeboguest816514: mother f*cker wolfirejohn: what can I do for you? meeboguest816514: you can suck my d*ck b*tch wolfirejohn: well let me know if you have any questions about Overgrowth

Sentenial: Whaleman Sonnet! Sentenial: Mighty King of the sea, Proud ruler of the land Sentenial: He walks among us, proud and tall. Sentenial: He crushes all those who stand Sentenial: Haplessly in way of his fall Sentenial: Lookout! voice the bystander, and Sentenial: The whale did trip, over a rather small wall Sentenial: with a crash oh so grand. Sentenial: On those dead the whale would sprawl Sentenial: And give out a cry of grief so loud Sentenial: He doesn't mean it, you know Sentenial: The whale just has trouble walking Sentenial: Apoligizing, the whale avowed Sentenial: To never do it again, he would then undergo Sentenial: To kill four more, while he was talking.

Your computerized consience: hello, this is Your computerized consience. wolfirejohn: oh yeah? prove it Your Brother: I am also Your Brother wolfirejohn: who says I'm not already a computerized conscience Your computerized consience: I dont! Your computerized consience: but your brother does Your Brother: I do say that

meeboguest136347: So your beard isn't pink anymore meeboguest136347: Can I get a refund on my preorder please? meeboguest136347: kkthxbye wolfirejohn: haha wolfirejohn: if you really insist we can help you out wolfirejohn: but we definitely appreciate the support meeboguest136347: That'd be great meeboguest136347: I think green would look really good on you wolfirejohn: hehe meeboguest136347: So that's settled then? wolfirejohn: well if you get me your order info we can figure it out meeboguest136347: I DON'T WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT YOUR BEARD TO BE PINK AGAIN

him: what website do you use to look at women who have strangley forgotten to put their clothes on. I use: www.womenwhohavestrangleyforgottentoputtheirclotheson.com

meeboguest323407: Do you think you waste too much time answering questions like this instead of making Overgrowth? meeboguest323407: you made the right choice meeboguest323407: g'day sir

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